Loud, NOT SAFE at all!! Basically you go there and enjoy at your own risk.... No Parking!!!, you basically plant your car wherever it can climb, pavement, bushes.......people end up double parking on a very busy road, huge inconvenience and frustrating. Once parked can't easily get out, you basically get stuck because there is no order people easily park you in. Broken bottles everywhere they should have staff continuously sweeping up the broken bottles to protect our car tyres and also to prevent people using the bottles as weapons. In the morning, we the community that go pass there all the time have to wait for the double parked kings and queens to move or are forcedto manouvre around them because there is no one controlling traffic, for those that live close by they say they have to wake up and pick up dirt thrown in their yards and empty bottles and sweep broken glass, Wiseman should have specific hired staff to do all that. Not the same community that puts up with this. And definitely Not enough sitting area.

The vibe there was amazing. The food is also good its just that it gets very full so if you want the best seat you should come early. The DJ's are always generous and they listen to you when you ask for certain songs to be played. They make sure that they accommodate every type of person who is there in terms of music preferences. I really like going there to chill with friends and family and just enjoy mingling around getting to see other people.

This is the place to be, especially when you really dying to have fun..... It's very decent. There's Car Wash, Shisa nyama, Salon, A place to buy some Adult beverages(Refreshments) if you know what I mean and there's also a Rich Cafe when you really not in the mood for Shisa nyama...... Pple are friendly and also very welcoming. …

Its Okayish. Typical township Shisa-nyama with all the kasi elements. A decent car wash is available onsite. Buy your meat at the inhouse butcher and have it braaied and brought to your table. NB: due to Durban heat and food falling of plates, there are plenty of flies so always have one hand free to brush them away …

This braai/carwash and entertainment business is amazing and never disappoints. It draws crowds far and wide to experience pure kwaMashu culture. It's best visited with an Uber ride so you're unrestricted on the amount of 'fun' to have, if you catch my drift.

The Car wash is so bad, such poor service Its inconvenient to buy, for meat, pap, chutney and booze, you have to swipe at 4 different stalls, and some dont even take cards. That really sucks. It's a good thing that they prepare the meat for you.

Had a very bad experience there. They took my hand bag nd weave while I was going to the toilet... I'm never going ther again. Thout was safe bt was targeted. I mean who would thought that u can be robed while inside. HATED IT

Great kasi experience for those who have not experienced it. Meat, drinks and other items and services available on site. Music on weekends. Car wash prices are a bit steep though compared to alternatives.

I had a great experience at Wiseman Carwash. The atmosphere of the place was very laid back, DJ was on point. Get your car washed while you are having the time of your life. …

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Meat and car wash 100% they make their own wors ask for it trust me. I'd recommend going on a Sunday if you want to avoid crowds and just enjoy meat while having your car washed.

Wonderful service at that place, u actually do more that just wash your car. There's a Salon, braai area, dry cleaners, fast food & accommodation. I love that place yeah.

Good place to go if your looking for a nice place to wash your car while having a bite to eat. The meat they sell if good, and the quantity isn't too bad either

You can have something to eat, get your car and your clothes washed at Wisemans while enjoying a cold one so I definitely recommend it for a Saturday afternoon

I had a great time, celebrated my birthday there. The place is always packed. If you are into good music and love dancing this a good place to go to.

The place is nice and clean. Safety is guaranteed. I enjoyed the ambiance while my car was being washed. Great place to chill on a Sunday

Had a great time partying there. Not only do u have fun but U also come out with a sparkling clean car. Their carwash service is great.

No parking.. and it gets crazy packed... the place is safe tho and the car guards are nice.. if you are not a crowds person ungayi

It's a good place where you can enjoy you're self and other's wash your car while's you're boozing listening music good vibes Ya

Great chill out spot, Especially sundays. car wash is very slow. so u better be there to enjoy some chili nyama while you wait

It's a nice chill out place..while you for your car being cleaned ..you also can chisanyama and have some refreshments...

Teach ur staff by the butcher some manners they are busy with their own stories and as a customer I must wait for them

Best car wash ever, the people are friendly, it always buys but never chaos plus they wash the car thoroughly.

A very friendly atmosphere, while you wash your car you can have drinks and braaid meat and good music.

If you live in ekasi this place its the best place to be .good mood,good vibe all in all inyama yakhona

Great chillas, l love the vibe mingling with people getting your drinks there getting your shisanyama.

This place have everything shisanyama, drinks and it is the right place for those who wanna have fun

Nice chilling place especially n Sundays da meat is on another level and da prices are reasonable

The environment is friendly and welcoming but they still need to add music for optimal enjoyment

You can also go there if you want to see the number one drama series in SA ,Uzalo filming there

It's a chilled spot perfect for Sunday chilling JUST to grab their shisanyama and few drinks.

This is our growing place in to economy and making people of kwamashu be proud of there place

Vibe on point..meat delicious..everything about the place is on point..definately going back

Nice kasi place to vibe and the meat is a must try, please if you in that area stop by

Great vibes. Music, company and bite. Sunday afternoons with friends is always great.

That place is fire 100% kasi vibe and the VIP section is top class …

Juicy and tasty meat, beautiful atmosphere, lovely music and great vibe all round

All in one chill spot. Car was, fresh meat, good music. Wholesome kasi experience

Safe and comforting. Prices are a lot reasonable, I'll definitely visit again.

All price of alcohol if higher and you not all to anter with your own alcohol

Best customer service and cleanest car wash and Shisanyama I've ever attended

Great prices absolutely great music and they do a excellent job on the meat.

Cool spot for chilling while getting your car washed. Great vibe all-round.

Was chilled place to hang out and unwind,,,had a lovely Sunday Afternoon.

A nice place to braai, have drinks and washing your car at the same time

Lol good place to wash your car shisanyama and dance until late …

Good place with a good vibe delicious meat …

This is a wonderful place to chill while your car is being washed...

One of the best recreational places made kasi. Woza nabangan bakho.

Good place to unstress yourself and mingling with different people

No parking or seating areas. Bring your owm camp chair. Gopd meat

It's was very nice but the restaurant Rich Cafe, they close early

Great place to chill with friends, eat meat and listen to music.

The music could have been better. Though the setup was too nice

The place was fine...We had a good time but there was no sound

Lovely place... Get your car washed while you have some meat.

I think it was very good. Not inconvenient great place …

It's a good place to hang out when visiting KZN. I Loved it

Oh what a beautiful place to be at with friend and family

I Love the Meat Specially on Fridays because of the Music

I've been there twice and it's always a great experience

Good place to You and your friends. Chilling and get fun

Entertaining and very fresh braai meat and good service

Cool place for car spa and hairdo ,braai n refreshments

Great atmosphere, friendly staff and efficient service

Nice place to wash your car and get something to eat!

Nice food while they are taking care of your wheels.

Great service and their meat is delicious …

Good Place For Chilling with friends for a good vibe

I love this place it a place u ever want 2 be …

Good Sunday chill place if you don't mind a crowd.

Very excellent service indeed no complaints at all

Had braai meat with the Gents... Im good to go!

Great meat, safe environment and great service

My first time there and it wasn't bad at all.

It's a great atmosphere but has slow service

Decent chill out space in kwaMashu. Love it

Has a great vibe and place with many shops

great place for friend and family outing.

Best place for a vibe or Sunday session

Always gonna bring that shine on ur car

Dope vibes, but we need more tables

Safe,open spaced,great vibes...

Best place,Good vibes and music

Good place to be …

A great place for braai,s

Best meat and great vibes

Great place to be

Best manager ever

Nice chillas